

Jejune was a (not from the Midwest) Midwest emo band. A trio with both male and female vocals (dubbed "unintelligible vocals" and "girl vocals" by the band respectively). The band sounds iffy when playing faster, and some of the vocals/delivery are cringe. But when they slow it down with the alternating twinkly / crashing guitars the result is absolutely sublime. "Greyscale" is one of the best songs in the entire emo pantheon, right up there with "Angry Son" and "Less Than Nothing." That guitar tone...
Rating: 4/5
Reviewed: 02/10/26
As per the tradition of Central and Eastern European black metal, there are a lot of synths on this. While the band would later embrace a more earnestly symphonic dungeon synth / BM hybrid vibe, the keys here are just noodling around with intro/outro stuff and tepid dark ambient. When they switch to true black metal, North becomes basically unlistenable, primarily for production reasons. This is certainly one of the more impenetrable demos I've heard in recent years, and it doesn't look like any remastering was attempted for this CD rerelease. Drums are the loudest thing in the mix... I think, sometimes they seem to fade out. Guitar and vocals are two piles of clashing fuzz. God help anyone who tries to decipher a bass line. Tip of the hat to "From Penetration" which is actually brilliantly composed; it just takes repeated listens to wade through the grime.
Rating: 2/5
Reviewed: 12/27/25
Production is basically perfect for this type of music. Archaic, atavistic, just raw enough. The band remains committed to alternating the synth and metal parts. Of the five core tracks, only two contain guitars and vocals. All three instrumentals are ambitious. I'm especially partial to the intro (literally named "Intro"), which is icy and astral and (coincidentally?) reminiscent of "Crystal Japan" / "A Warm Place." Both proper metal tracks showcase some truly exceptional riffing, though I can't say I love these vocals. They're overly loud and frentic, simply too much. There's a very obtrusive sample of a baby crying in the second track too, for some reason.
Debatably works better as an instrumental release. Pretty damn good in any respect.
Rating: 4/5
Reviewed: 12/27/25
Some intriguing riffs and strange rhythms buried beneath the synths. Kind of a weird album overall. Tough to get a handle on, but pleasant ambiance.
Rating: 3/5
Reviewed: 12/28/25
As far as the man's debut goes, if I didn't own the album I'm honestly not sure if I'd make the Middle-earth connection. This sounds quite astral and spacey. It's surprisingly aggressive music too, with thundering percussion and thick meaty bass lines. Grounded only by the wind and flowing water samples that come creeping in here and there. I rather like this, but not for contemplative listening. Something to crank while engaging in something else.
Rereleased on a label from Portland, Maine. I approve.
Rating: 3.5/5
Reviewed: 01/15/26
I don't know if this is better than the debut, but it is different. Less spacey and more dungeony. Tracks are shorter and more focused. A series of vignettes tied together to craft a larger narrative. The strongest track here ("Théoden King") contains some truly magnificent guitar(!) work, with guitars so distorted they'd initially be mistaken for some sort of medieval synth tuning. A decent release, though it struggles to compete with the best of the black metal adjacent stuff.
Rating: 3.5/5
Reviewed: 01/20/26
The female vocalist, Cristina Scabbia, absolutely carries this. Just an absolutely clear, lovely voice. There's a male singer too, who's a bit more intrusive, and occasionally treads dangerously close to yarling. Good production on this, vocals are mixed perfectly. Some repetition among the songs, but at 28 minutes this wraps up quickly. The EP ends with a 5+ minute instrumental, which seems a bit odd given how prominent the vocals are throughout the rest of its duration.
(I own a repress, but there's no renewed copyright date printed -- it's a mystery!!!)
Rating: 3.5/5
Reviewed: 12/30/25
I've got the 2005 reissue, which has a barren landscape on the cover instead of naked people (wait... were those band members?). It's also an "enhanced CD" containing (what else) mf'ing WALLPAPERS. Here's one, I resized it a lil bit... Beautiful...
Rating: 3.5/5
Reviewed: 01/01/26
Oh yeah, the album. Lacuna Coil is starting to sound formulaic at this point. That is, Unleashed Memories is actually good, but in the same way In a Reverie was good. You could muddy up the tracks between the two albums and I doubt I'd notice. Guitar tone is a bit meatier here, I'd say. There are some synths now too (played by the bassist), though it's all just subtle backing chords. Highlights include "1.19" (some nice soloing) and the Cristina-only "Cold Heritage." The male vocals seem to get sparser with each passing release.
Rating: 3.5/5
Reviewed: 01/09/26
This is absolutely fantastic. One of the best things the genre has to offer; one of my favorite albums period. Mineral plays around with the twinkly guitars and big crescendos formula, but with a much cleaner and more legible sort of tuning. There are so many big beautiful guitar crashes on this, coupled with some of the most earnest vocals imaginable. There's a recognizable hooky catchiness to the music too, that's somewhat unexpected. Mineral didn't quite have a foot in the alternative rock realm like SDRE, but some of this comes pretty close. I cannot listen to "Five, Eight and Ten" without singing and air-guitaring horribly to the climax. Speaking of SDRE, check out these lyrics:
Tears stream down my cheeks
Only to meet their redeemer and be wiped away
And there is joy
Beautiful, and explicitly Christian. Emo isn't sad, it's redemptive and fervent!
(Fun fact: older pressings of the album use the comic sans font on the cover [based]; this was changed for later reissues.)
Rating: 5/5
Reviewed: 02/07/26
This is an ambitious one, an album consisting of but a single track that extends for nearly an hour. It's dungeony, it's woodsy, it's medieval, it's also way more bombastic than I expected. This is courtesy of the (synthesized) timpani and English horn used throughout. A hypnotic release, it's also incredibly repetitive and the musical transitions that do exist are clumsy as all hell. The synth tones themselves are excellent, especially the lo-fi wavery piano keys played throughout. There's a charming naivete here, and even literal mistakes (extra notes, timing issues) that work to make Ghost incredibly endearing. There are plenty of ignorable demos out there, but anyone interested in Mortiis or this genre should spin this mf'er.
Rating: 3.5/5
Reviewed: 01/27/26
This is basically the same length as the demo, though Født til å herske is split almost evenly into two very long songs. Interestingly, they sound completely different. The first is quite regal (Født til å herske apparently means "born to rule"), with a big swelling build-up concluding with a gorgeous astral dissipating synth cloud. Track two is incredibly pulpy in the Conan fashion complete with these huge cheesy choir synths, deep serious man voice narration, and thunderous timpani. Great stuff here.
Rating: 4/5
Reviewed: 01/30/26
This sounds a lot like Ånden som gjorde opprør. I mean, they were even released the same year! Keiser av en dimension ukjent is a touch worse though, on account of it being longer and running out of steam. Mortiis is going for an "epic" atmosphere here, by yoking a bunch of "epic" moments together. And it doesn't always work. Can be pleasant background music (again), but then the goofy narration detracts from that experience. Hard to get into, for me.
Rating: 2.5/5
Reviewed: 02/07/26
So, ten tracks on one disc obviously means every track is shorter. And this works out in everyone's favor. Gone is the listless Casio noodling that crept its way into the last two releases. These pieces are taut and distinct, and many quite entertaining. Despite the "dungeon synth" genre tag (which in fairness wasn't a term coined until much later), none of this sounds gray or oppressive. This is whimsical music, the music of gnomes (real) and fairies and the mischievous trolls that grace the booklet's pages. Worth checking out.
Rating: 3.5/5
Reviewed: 02/08/26
This is pretty straightforward music. Plenty of riffs and delicious chugs, smooth transitions, and a varied rhythm section. No attempts at mathcore zaniness or Swedish melodies. What stands out most about this particular strain of metalcore is that it's very much focused on vocals. There are actually two singers here (bringing the band up to six members like My Dying Bride or something lol), one clean and one unclean. The clean vocals are wispy and distant, somewhat androgynous. The screaming is downright nasty, snarly with semi-legible diction. It's great stuff; this wouldn't be half as good as it is with a different dude (or dudes) on the microphone.
There are some live tracks tossed on the back end and they... actually aren't as shitty as I expected. Still arguably filler though. My copy is a repressing. The original has a different cover, no bonus live tracks, and the word Only in the title.
Rating: 4/5
Reviewed: 10/26/25
Great cover art and I'm glad they managed to release this before the 90s wrapped up (in December, no less).
Rating: 4/5
Reviewed: 10/26/25
I gotta say though, "Molecular Disembowelment" is pretty damn funny with the sequential guitar / bass / drum / vocal solos. Best track by far.
Rating: 2.5/5
Reviewed: 12/29/25
As far as the studio recordings go, they're better than the Mucous Secretion material (hard to believe you could improve on something called Mucous Secretion!). Tighter, more aggressive, vocals that are actually audible. Some memorable hooks here and there, though nothing extraordinary. The live tracks don't move the needle for me at all, and they bloat the runtime to an exhausting 67 minutes.
Rating: 3/5
Reviewed: 12/29/25